Babies are a Blessing
AS ARE THE ENORMOUS BOOBS
True, having a baby is one of the greatest joys in life. It's also the main reason most of us are no longer hot. One of the little known perks is looking like a porn star for a few months. Now you can officially honor this treasured gift.
Black ink with silver foil elephants. Blank inside. Five inches by six and a half inches printed on heavyweight premium paper with a white envelope. Unlike everything else we own, our cards are not made in China; made in the USA.
