It's Your Birthday
AS YOUR GIFT, I WILL REFRAIN FROM POSTING THE PICS OF HOW YOU CELEBRATED. WHORE.
Isn't technology just fabulous? Now when you go out for the evening you not only have to re-live your humiliation with your immediate circle, but with all 3,000 of your closest friends on Facebook. Give a truly special gift this year - a promise not to post.
Navy, copper and white graphics printed on heavyweight shimmer paper with a white envelope. Interior copy: "As your gift, I will refrain from posting the pics of how you celebrated. Whore." Five inches by six and a half inches. Unlike everything else we own, our cards are not made in China; made in the USA.