Welcome New Baby
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Resist the temptation to give the new mother another sappy, gag me with a rattle, "isn't motherhood perfect" card. She'll appreciate the honesty and the chance to laugh at something other than what's in the baby's diaper.
Champagne metallic & chocolate matte ink. Printed on heavyweight premium paper with a white envelope. Five inches by seven inches; blank inside. Unlike everything else we own, our cards are not made in China; made in the USA.
